Chav

Annoying English girls that think wearing caked makeup will cover up their acne and make their cheek bones ‘pop’. they usually do their hair in a messy fan bun and dress slutty so that older men will think they are mature. They always spray their Victoria secret shitty ass spray on someone who they think ‘stinks’ and they will make fun of the way you dress, act, speak or for just being you.

Person: omg did you see Becky’s makeup it’s so caked
Becky (Chav): ya makin foon of ma makeoop?! Do you wan me to bang you out?! Little bastard.

by Hairypoppins November 10, 2019

Chav 2022

I am so glad not to have grown up like a chav in 2022

*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.

by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022

Chav

Can be an absolute slag or an absolute druggie neither are good avoid these people at all costs

Oh my gosh that girl over there is chav

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Chav

Your typical mid-pubescent kid aged 11-17, who wears, tracksuits, nike shoes (mostly air max 95’s or TN’s), flashy jewellery and a shedload of makeup that makes them look like a RETARD (mostly girls). They terrorise their local town centre and tend to hang around McDonald’s, or generally just anywhere with shops and places to eat, shouting “wot ya lookin at?!” to random people passing by who happen to glance in their direction. Most come from some sort of ‘broken’ family, but as of recently, there has been a rise in kids with perfectly normal lives trying to be popular in school, thus succumbing to the lifestyle of a chav. In the end, as they reproduce as many kids as they can, the cycle never really ends…and the chav will always remain, in different styles, shapes and sizes, sad really ain’t it.

“That guys a proper chav, look at his Nike tracksuit, Nike TN’s, Belcher chain and Burberry hat!”

by CovUniJeetChief December 23, 2025

Chav

Katie price is the definition. So sorry Katie’s you gotta live and if anybody thinks it natural I hate to break it to you luv- it’s not

Oh look it’s Katie price the chav
I love the way her eyebrows curdle her fake tan it screams chav

by yourgingercampfire October 21, 2020

Chav

A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)

They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init

something they would say is :

chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag

chazza: Ite my g

chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere

chazza: yeh she got bare bunda

by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021

Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.

by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019