Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday
by Natasha6383 February 12, 2025
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Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
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cannon shit

The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
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Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.
by Yaa boi June 24, 2017
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
by Chlamydia228 April 02, 2018
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Chloe Cannon

The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.
“what happened?!”
chloe cannon homewrecked 7 relationships so far!”
by i love killing dogs October 17, 2022
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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
kanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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