Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen May 28, 2018

candy mami

the female version of a sugar daddy

"She is my candy mami."

by radatad September 6, 2016

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

Room candy

Candy kept in your bedroom for when a craving hits.

Jackson wanted to buy more room candy, his Halloween candy was gone and he’d had a craving.

by Not Jackson January 30, 2019

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

Candy drawer

The love tunnel of a female with an extremely large body habitus.

Dude.....John tried to get into Gwen's candy drawer last night but was denied because of a really heavy flow.

by Gwens candy master June 21, 2016