takes the cake

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.

On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 15, 2013

Cake out

to fall asleep abruptly; to totally pass out

This weed is so good! I'm gonna cake out as soon as I come home, man.

by Rome420 December 20, 2008

cunt cake

Cunt cake: the meaning is a person who is being stupid so you call them a cunt cake

wow you are being such a cunt cake

by Hahalizzie May 10, 2018

Short cake

Coffee cake

Want some short cake

by Fallquist September 9, 2018

Asian cake

To have sex with all the Asian races possible, and then finish off by having sex with a white girl for the topping.

no mutts only pure breds.

Friend A: How long till you finish making that Asian cake?

Friend B: I still need to find a Korean and Viet

by RP for life December 6, 2010

guilt cake

a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone's birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting

I forgot my dad's birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. I sat there uncomfortably... thinking, "what a nice surprise... now I can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad's birthday"

by lexshare August 16, 2011

Fatty Cakes

One who eats bad food like candy, frozen pizzas, otter pops, pop tarts, and so on and doesn't eat any healthy food. Reflects that of a college diet. The person does not even need to be fat to be a fatty cakes, they can be skinny and eat a whole lot of crappy food.

Also refers to a Donut.

Yo hommie you are such a fricken fatty cakes put down the swedish fish and cheese cake. Fricken Fatty cakes.

That chick is skinny but she is one fatty cakes.

Hey officer how did your fatty cake taste.

by Bobby Bogelheimer April 13, 2008