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Katseye Conversation

A painful talk between two people that have no personality whatsoever and just follows what's trending at the moment
by hgein February 27, 2026
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Katseye Conversation

A painful talk between two people that have no personality whatsoever
by hgein February 27, 2026
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IHOP Confessional

A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.

(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)
*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*

Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.

Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?
by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026
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erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.
jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL
by meow gatto June 15, 2025
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spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.
news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."
by gast123456789 August 10, 2025
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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back up conversation

The secondary text message exchange you keep going in case the main conversation goes cold
It took Brittany forever to respond to my text message. I think I was her back up conversation.
by Words and music March 10, 2016
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