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Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
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deryck cleveland jr

A real Nigga that loves God n would soon be able the buy his momma a rolls Royce
That Nigga deryck Cleveland jr said Adriana is in the past
by Djatl January 30, 2017
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Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.
"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.
by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019
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nathalie claveria

A beautiful woman; funny and sexy. An absolute DREAM come true. The sexiest piece of ass on the planet AND a sweetheart. A goddess. Shihh #getuonethatcandoboth
ON YOUR KNEES! It’s fucking NATHALIE CLAVERIA
by cunt_wimp323 September 16, 2019
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Meat Cleaver

During an online sports game, specifically Rocket League, when an offense player blocks a defensive player’s clear to score a goal.
I just meat cleavered the ball right into the goal. Get meat cleavered bro!
by Teach Me Bro February 4, 2022
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To take a cleveland

by Shplups April 4, 2023
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Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.
Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!
by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011
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