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milk the clock

The act of staying on the clock after you work a shift, trying to make yourself look busy in order to make more money.
I want to buy a dimebag of weed but I have bills to pay. Thats ok though because I can always milk the clock for an hour after I'm done with my shift.
by alex eb August 19, 2007
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Clomp

The act of stomping very loudly on the floor when walking which causes a major and loud disturbance to people who may live beneath you in an apartment building
Jenny was being extremely annoying and clomping around all night!
by LukeArm November 25, 2011
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Down to Clown

This phrase, also said as "DTC" is used when accepting to attend a plan or to commit to doing something.
Jackson: Hey, You want to hit up a party later?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm down to clown.

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George: Could you help me move this log?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm DTC.
by TheGasMaskGuy September 7, 2011
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closet ninja

A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010
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Closet Dutertard

A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences

"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."
That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard
by PutokSaBuho May 8, 2020
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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