butt-cough

a.k.a fart

baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'

jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'

by asianhoochie February 22, 2010

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

butt slamming

Indulging in anal intercourse,with vim and vigour.

I gave him /her such a good BUTT-SLAMMING I got bruises on my hips!

by vonKruger September 7, 2003

Butt Shrapnel

The remnants after having explosive diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking, Jeanie couldn't control her bowels and there was butt shrapnel all over the walls the next day!

by Cropdustingtheworld March 13, 2011

butt hole

a turd's crib. when they get too old and heavy, they get evicted and sometimes emit uncalled-for sounds and odors in protest.

Caveman: My butt have hole in it. Hoo-hoo-hoo, me call it, "butt hole". Garrrrrrrr

by hoosaam October 8, 2003

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008

chunky butt

A girl who has a little weight on her but not enough to call her fat.

That girl isn't big, she's more of a chunky butt.

by TheMightyMos December 20, 2008