requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.
by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007
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Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.
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i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
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A adjetive invented by Webcomic artist David Willis on April 6, 2005 to describe his peer Kris Straub excelent brakage of the Fourth Wall
A adjetive invented by Webcomic artist David Willis on April 6, 2005 to describe his peer Kris Straub excelent brakage of the Fourth Wall
Everyone should read Checkerboard Nightmare! Every other comic strip in the world should be forced to swear off fourth-wall-breaking humor, because Kris Straub is the only one on Earth who can pull it off. He's the exception that proves the rule. And with burrito-smackin' awesomeness.
by X-BoB58 April 8, 2005
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by do.rose-te October 3, 2005
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seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
by Haijj July 24, 2009
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1) has crooked eyez.
2) is overweight.
3) wears all black.
4) eats his own kind, he ate a rice and bean burrito the other day!
5) alwayz says"fook u mann"
6) not widely liked, but well-known throughout the school.
7) full name is Alejandro Milan a.k.a. BuRRiTo.
8) is scared of everyone, including himself.
9) once was sprayed in the face with a can of axe, beaten up by various people and was pelted by lunch food!
10) fights back by throwing oranges, juice cartons and blunt objects.
1) has crooked eyez.
2) is overweight.
3) wears all black.
4) eats his own kind, he ate a rice and bean burrito the other day!
5) alwayz says"fook u mann"
6) not widely liked, but well-known throughout the school.
7) full name is Alejandro Milan a.k.a. BuRRiTo.
8) is scared of everyone, including himself.
9) once was sprayed in the face with a can of axe, beaten up by various people and was pelted by lunch food!
10) fights back by throwing oranges, juice cartons and blunt objects.
by beans & rice March 31, 2005
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