Skibidi Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet

Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!

by mary-white12 June 3, 2024

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina

Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin

by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.

Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?

by Chaka2A October 22, 2024

SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025