holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011

bloody mess perk

bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )

holy shit that head shot was fucking amazing. someone must be using the bloody mess perk.

by HaysiKings November 30, 2010

bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

bloody anal rape

When some is drilled in the anus against their consent so hard that blood is drawn. Usually after a VERY long session. Victim is rarely concious.

Bloody anal rape is nasty shit

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.

Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.

by Gym Baag November 26, 2017

bloody mary in bed

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

by Anorak May 25, 2014