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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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Blondes

Blondes are super super dumb and a crack head at most times
A Blondes is a stoopid person: ur a blonde dont talk to me u crackhead
by The original vsco November 21, 2019
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Blondes

Blondes are not stupid blonde women and men have higher IQ than black,brown,red haired people so blondes are stupid is a myth Ohio state has a study on are blondes stupid
blondes are not stupid
by blondes are not stupid February 4, 2023
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blonde dysmorphia

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023
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pino blonde

by Pdjfjrjjr October 5, 2016
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blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB
HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE
by paula the best August 31, 2022
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