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Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.
Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!
by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009
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Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
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blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .
Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.
by Irish eyes May 22, 2014
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blonde

the hottest hair colour on girls
man: did you see that blonde girl. she was so fit
by imsadokayleavemealone November 12, 2022
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