1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
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A complete and utter fool; someone whose actions are so bafflingly stupid that you start to question the existence of common sense.
A person who can't be trusted with even the simplest task, often making a mess of things in spectacularly ridiculous fashion.
A complete and utter fool; someone whose actions are so bafflingly stupid that you start to question the existence of common sense.
A person who can't be trusted with even the simplest task, often making a mess of things in spectacularly ridiculous fashion.
"Oi, you absolute bibblenut, you put diesel in a petrol car again!"
"Don’t be such a bibblenut, it’s lefty loosey, righty tighty!"
"Don’t be such a bibblenut, it’s lefty loosey, righty tighty!"
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Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable
Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
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Extra points if he moves to the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria
Extra points if he moves to the middle of nowhere in Bulgaria
Oliver:Yeah my benefits are coming in tomorrow so I can buy more CSGO skins
Jack: You are such a biblecampss!
Jack: You are such a biblecampss!
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