bum lunch

the wild gnawing of a partners rump

lie down and i will dine

An alfresco bum lunch to feast on a street stranger

by what-a-crap August 29, 2003

Crum Bum

A person who can't make a single three-pointer in basketball. A Crum Bum usually has a dog named Otto that they have sex with 2-3 times a day.

"Did you see Crum Bum go 0-27 at the basketball game today? I bet hes gonna go home and drink pepsi while he fucks Otto"

by RoFroGinger January 19, 2022

bum river

After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.

A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.

by TW_h900 December 14, 2008

Bum Grease

The product of swamp ass that collects at the top of your butt crack.

My terrible case of swamp ass left a bum grease stain on my underwear.

by Amber Adamson January 24, 2009

bum nectar

juices that flow from your anal glands that are sweet in taste

while erik was licking my ass "bum nectar" started to run down his chin

by big andy c May 8, 2007

bum bandits

A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.

1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...

by Blasted Foreginers! May 2, 2008

bum gravy

the morning after a major booze fest you might splatter the pan with bum gravy/ass water/diarrhoea.

my guts were rotten this morning, i had a major case of bum gravy

by steven bakewell August 10, 2006