I love you so much

This means craig 100% loves tweek more

It means craig loves tweek more because tweek is beautiful and awesome

I love you so much.

by AutismNepeta July 13, 2022

I love you hand squeeze

Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*

Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-

The I love you hand squeeze

by Errrorr November 25, 2022

what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

I love you the mostestest baba

Gavin Loves Tiana The Mostestest and that is a SOLID FACT

Gavin: I love you the most baba
Tiana: No you-
Gavin: ahem *interrupts and shows her urban dictionary* I love you the mostestest baba

by Your Baba April 23, 2021

Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.

Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”

by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022

Stop before I hurt you

When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.

White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid

by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 6, 2019

the red means i love you

a song i absolutely love bc its amazing and deserves more credit for the work and skill and you should go listen to it. right now. shoo go listen to it now.

Person 1: "have you heard the red means i love you by madds buckley?"

Person 2: "yeah its my favourite song of all time"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021