National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

Official Act

A magical incantation granting someone total immunity from all consequences and accountability.

"Hush money? What hush money. That was an official act."

by Stradigos July 1, 2024

One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it

One win and don’t know how to act

by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021

acting onion

When you are acting like a silly billy and out of your mind, especially if you have a streak of blue in your hair

Damn she's been acting onions ever since she dyed her hair.

by watchova April 7, 2024

Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking

Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act

by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024

Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”

Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”

by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022