Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017

queef banshie

A person addicted to the smell of Queef

"Nigga done queef banshied that bitch"

by Fudgepax August 15, 2017

beefy queef

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption

***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***

by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019

Queef it and Leef it

Slang for the term “toot it and boot it” and even more slang for “hit it and quit it” especially when referring to vaginal sex.

I met her in the club, then I said wassup, I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked, Yeah I Queef it and Leef it.

by Uffda daddy December 19, 2018

Queef Locker

Queef Locker

Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.

Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.

Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.

by JerBear 1977 June 14, 2018