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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.
I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.
by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018
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faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.
I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
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human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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Faith in humanity

Error: this doesn't exist after 2022
I lost all faith in humanity after the Russo-Ukrainian war started.
by TF2aficionado July 29, 2022
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HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.
Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”
by drecondones May 18, 2022
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