That's my hedge

A phrase that Philip Schofield put on twitter, was mentioned in the chris moyels show, and has recently become a national crazy.

"Hey dude, you played brilliantly!"
"Well, that's my hedge."

by dotlukas February 7, 2009

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015

in my shorts

Constantly asking for attention or complaining.

A variation is "up my ass".

The boss is constantly in my shorts about getting a project done.

by LuckyGorgon April 7, 2019

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019

my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK

my dad left me

by toxfn November 16, 2020

not in my dictionary

A word you do not want to understand

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary

by kandikainjain April 2, 2017