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Madison

The name Madison is usually given to nice individuals. On the other side of this though are the Madison’s that have reputations for being enormous pains in the rectum. Most are super sweet though maybe 90-95% of them. The sweet ones will be undeniably recognizable by their golden blonde hair as if a halo were shining over their head and they usually have majestic rear-ends that never pass gas or have to poop. The mean ones that are pains in the rectum will be recognizable by the smell emitted from their rectum because they actually pass gas and poop_ unlike the majestic rear-ended Madison’s. Be careful not to piss off the sweet Madison’s though because they feed off emotions and if they are fed negativity then their bodies can no longer digest food in a way that they never poop_ they will grow horns and their rear-ends will start to loose it’s majestic shape and horrible aromas and poop will begin to come out of a once perfect bottom.
That Madison has a very nice rear-end. The other has a not so nice rear-end. Someone must have pissed that one off.
by MadisonEp April 12, 2021
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Madison

Madison, a noun, a girl.

She is very talented and listens to Lana Del Rey. She has a boyfriend that's mid and no one likes. However, her personality stands out from the rest. She is nice and loves to shit talk people for fun. She is also young and beautiful.
"Madison are you listening to LDR?"

Yeah, why?

"Lizzie Grant ERA!" someone exclaimed...
"HELP DID YOU HEAR THAT?" Madison yelled.

Maddie: "I'm literally done with him."

"Madison has a GYATTTTT!!!!!"

"Summer Reyna and Madison were a great skating duo"
by depressedemogirllife November 20, 2023
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Madison

A Madison is a person who likes there bf to have a really small ass dick (particularly if ur last name starts with an S)
Girl #1:Madison likes her bfs to have small dicks
Girl #2: haha ikr and her last name starts with an S!
by XxGoldstarxX May 31, 2018
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Madison

A girl with dirty blond hair and hazel eyes. She loves cheese-itz and her computer. She plays roblox on the daily. She loves her cat so much and calls it her own daughter.
Madison is such a cat mom.
by FHGVJBMNKUGOJB N May 23, 2019
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Madison Steemer

When a rando blacks out and shits all over your bathroom rug at 3:30 am.
This man had the audacity to lay down a Madison Steemer and only say “That’s not cool man”.
by badger48 October 25, 2020
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Madison

A Madison is girl who loves anime and simps for anime boys and is just always smiling for them like you cannot imagine how much they simp like i swear. If you meet a Madison chances are they simp for anime bitches
“Omg Madison why do you simply for anime countries?”
“Madi why do you watch Hetalia all the time?”
“Why are you such a simp Madi?”
by Lemonz_R_Sugoi July 26, 2020
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Madison Bolte

A Hard working CNA with a experienced ass wiping ability comparable to no one else. Also her nipples taste like pennies.
"Hi nice to meet you what's your name?"
"Madison Bolte"
"Nice to meet you Maddie"
by JoeTheDestroyerOfWorlds February 12, 2021
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