Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
Get the Closet monstermug. by Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 6, 2022
Get the Cumm monstermug. A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.
Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013
Get the schlongness monstermug. by anonymous June 10, 2017
Get the Monster Cookmug. by Princess_23 April 7, 2020
Get the freak monstermug. A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.
by Yogirunner July 29, 2016
Get the Slink Monstermug. It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"
by zsirsiraly October 1, 2020
Get the popular monstermug.