race beard

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized racial identity (e.g. BIPoC), in order to credibly discuss race issues as a white person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (see queer beard).

That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about racy topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a race beard...

by secretuser420 April 2, 2020

Beard Season

When James Harden is on a fire streak.

P1:yo harden been going off the last few games. P2: I told y’all it’s beard season..

by calamitymasker May 9, 2019

bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 20, 2018

angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)

I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.

by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016

mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.

That guy has such a mufasa beard

by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017

Fisherman's Beard

Going down on a hairy girl

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!

by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018