9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

Asshole 9

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

6 for 9

give head for head in return

ill give u a 6 if u give me a 9 6 for 9

by speak factz 123 December 5, 2017

december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020