june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

9/11

buzzkill; when you are high, something hits you, no longer high

Was high as balls, then Caleb called and 9/11'ed me with some bullshit

by 666tacos September 11, 2020

december 9

December 9th is when u tell Lola u have a crush on her

ah fuck its december 9th i gotta tell Lola i like her now

by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

9/11

it was PLANNED; specifically by ur mum

ur mum: it's 9/11
me: IT WAS PLANNED
ur mum: Correctamango

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

Sloppy 9

Described when 6ix9ine was in prison, (usually works if two men do this) they go in to the 69 position with no lubrication except saliva and cum. The end result is when they cum in their faces and make out afterwards.

"wanna try a Sloppy 9 my guy?."
"didnt that goofy nigga 6ix9ine do that in prison"
"yeah, shit sounds fun."

by Marshmallow Ninja September 27, 2018