Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.
by very accurate May 29, 2017

A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024

When Anal beads are inserted into someone's butt and left for a day. When someone pulls them out it's pulling the wagon.
by TShmasters April 6, 2017

by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.
Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.
by Original_franz December 4, 2017

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.
by msmithrealty6969 January 5, 2024
