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When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
mugGet the I don't play games, I win themmug.

Nah, I'd win.

When your in a fight and your enemy says negative things like "Your going to lose punk!" or someone asks about winning or losing something and you feel like Satoru Gojo, you just say "Nah, I'd win."
N/A: Would you lose?
You: Nah, I'd win.
by Diet Cocky December 18, 2023
mugGet the Nah, I'd win.mug.
"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!
by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024
mugGet the grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunklemug.

pay-to-win

"Pay-to-win" or "P2W", is a pejorative term for a game that offers any advantage that can be obtained faster or exclusively via commercial transactions over gameplay rewards or the impact of the player's own performance.

This market practice is seen negative because it destroys the sportiveness of games, rewarding mediocre players who look for an easy way to beat the competition or the challenge, instead of promoting fair play.

Imagine, for example, an Archery competition where the archers could optionally buy the right to use laser-dot scope aims in their bows Every archer would look to exploit that artificial advantage, instead of actually improving themselves at the sport.
"I dont play pay-to-win games. It's a waste of effort and I rather use the money to buy real games".
by reedestofreeds July 18, 2022
mugGet the pay-to-winmug.

win

Bro I just got my first win in Fortknife

God for you, you got the dub. Mine was three decades ago
by oply October 20, 2020
mugGet the winmug.

Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot
literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win
by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024
mugGet the Nah, I'd Winmug.

game over win

when if you win in a game where you cant do anything at the last turn. For example, You got a 2048 tile in the game of 2048 but when you continue, you cant do anything
Alice: Yay, I win!
Bob: You do realize it is a game over win, right?
by pocodefenitions July 31, 2022
mugGet the game over winmug.

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