A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.
Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013
Get the piñata girlmug. An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021
Get the cottage girlsmug. Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.
by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021
Get the house girlmug. by basketball hotties April 29, 2019
Get the basketball girlsmug. Did you see that hot young jailbait he was with? She's actually 21. A real loophole girl if I ever saw one
by auricom July 16, 2010
Get the Loophole Girlmug. The LITERAL equivalent to a Bart Simpson edit.
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
LIKES: Hydroflask, turtles, metal straws, scrunchies, big ass shirts that make them look like they aren't wearing pants, messy buns, etc.
DISLIKES: People with plastic straws.....
VSCO girl 1: And I oop sksksksksksksksksksk
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
VSCO girl 2: Dhmu sksksksksk, save the turtles!!
VSCO girl 3: OMG IS THAT A PLASTIC STRAWW???? SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Me: What the ACTUAL fuck? Even if you throw away my straw there's still a plastic cup.
by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. by Eleanor♡ November 8, 2019
Get the The dani girlmug.