Zach-ing

Zach-ing’ or ‘The Zach’ is when mid-way through a sexual interaction you start playing a video game (Normally on the Nintendo Switch) whilst stating random fun facts in order to look dark and mysterious for your partner

“I was Zach-ing in the back of the van and nobody found out”

by Zariouszalek June 21, 2024

In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.

Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.

by Swol Troll March 26, 2017

Geic-ing

Raping a lizard with it own tail, until it stops growing new ones. The previous tails are continuously inserted and stored in its asshole, until the process of tail growth ends.

Dude these GEICO insurance rates are killing me. That mascot better watch out before I get to geic-ing it.

Me and my buddies are gonna go geic-ing this weekend, wanna join?

by Geic-master April 28, 2025

m-ing

acting up like mya chidi does

did you really just send that picture ?!
you’re m-ing mate ?

by Cricket baller February 10, 2020

kanye-ing

Doing somthing great for a long time, then throw it all away by going crazy online

*John Kanye-ing* Bob: "John, you were a great, famous coworker everyone loved, but now you're a crazy person who threw it all away." John: "ALL MY FRIENDS ARE NAZIS, SLAVERY WAS A CHOICE"

by TCDO May 9, 2025

MoShankar-ing

To play all possible sides, without ever allying with anyone. A flawed strategy, built on the even more flawed idea that being indecisive and entirely friendless somehow puts you at an advantage. Functionally synonymous to being untrustworthy, being a "snake," or being universally disliked/excluded.

Man: I don't really want to take sides, they're both my friends

Woman: Dude, one of them is clearly wrong. Quit MoShankar-ing around.

by Apollo strangeburdens September 19, 2025

Oldham-ing

Oldham-ing or to be a bit of an Oldham......is to exist with no knowledge of the modern world's idioms and to be continually perplexed by new phrases.

Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !

"Last night someone asked to hook up, I thought it was just drugs but ended up having sex in a lay by. Doh! What am I like?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"

by Fran P 666 June 7, 2014