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Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip

The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.
Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.

Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.
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shit ass cock sucker mother fucker

Any womans old man who cheats on her.
My boyfriend cheated on me and I called him a shit ass cock sucker mother fucker, and slapped the FUCK out of him. He cried like a pussy.
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The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.
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I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
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does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.
Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007
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i am all the day with my cock up

phrase first used on suicidegirls.com by member Emovi, a member whose first language is not english, in a thread referencing the beauty of one of the site's models (Katie). this occurred on April 1, 2004.

from this grew a 20+ page thread on SG involving many variations and alterred-to-fit images, spread to other web forums, spawned a music video, t-shirts & caps, etc.
original full phrase: "o god i am all the day with my cock up this girl make me so horny... i am the only one??"

some phrse variations:

in reference to Monty Python's Silly Walk sketch, "i am all the day with my walk up"

in reference to watching original Star Treks, "i am all the day with my spock up"

and so on.
by RumpusP April 23, 2004
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suck my cock day (december 21st)

dude its suck my cock day

holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock

suck my cock day (december 21st)
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