Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie

man face m&m is cool

by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023

Face coat

A man's beard, especially one that is thick and full.

Sean: I'm not worried about the cold. I have my sweater and my face coat, so I'm ready to go.

by Jefferson Hayworth March 30, 2009

Influencer Face

All social media influencers have the same face because they get the same plastic surgery procedures done and do their makeup similarly.

You know someone is gona be thirsty for clout if they have influencer face.

by sunny dunny June 2, 2021

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005

Fuck Face

Someone who is a fag and a douche who thinks their good.

(Temperrr)Did Yo see that Guy
(Rainn)Yea He was such a fuck face
(temperrr)Yup so true

by xXML6xSn1p1n6xPr0Xx August 19, 2014

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025