Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

spittin off

Slang for diarrhea or poop. If someone says they're spittin off they have diarrhea or have already had diarrhea.

Damn man, I was spittin off earlier I clogged the toilet.

by MemoliLover November 9, 2020

GET OFF HIM

The three words that are made by one who is trying to stop a fight that really does not exist and while doing so, throwing an item at the ground by their feet

Dallas: hey guys my bday is coming up what we gonna do is -
Seydou: YO BRO GET OFF HIM SON *throws Starbucks water at the ground*
Tyler: YO DALLAS TF YOU DOIN SON

by No lips son February 16, 2018

Jill Off

To “Jill Off” is the female version for “Jack Off”, a.k.a; masturbation. Jack & Jill
Jacking off = Jilling off

-Did you manage to jill off your girlfriend last night?
-Yeah, she was totally into it

by sporksstabsstork February 4, 2019

Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

Cut Off

When a baseball player prevents the ball in play from rolling/bouncing to the wall

The ball has been cut off by the center fielder and the runner holds himself at second base

by Evanafex May 20, 2022

Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022