pull a Jenkins

1. to fail something every time on the first attempt, and inexplicably succeed the second time

did the build fail? try again, it may have pulled a Jenkins.
Don't pull a Jenkins, I have only one of them.

by ciko-the-it-guy September 14, 2021

Pulling an Em

Making people feel sorry for you while being a piece of absolute shit.

em: omg guys can u console me
OP: stop pulling an em

by Oddtoddlers April 18, 2021

Pulling an em

Saying "I'll be right back" but never comes back

Her: I'll be right back

Friends: she pulling an em

by wrIdz September 24, 2020

pulling an em

"I'll be right back"

her: I'll be right back

Friends: she pulling an em

by wrIdz September 24, 2020

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 09, 2024

Pulled A Scaramucci

Get screwed over in an incredibly short period of time.

He Pulled a Scaramucci after he got divorced, missed the birth of his kid and was fired from his job in just 10 days.

by Hussar_Regiment August 03, 2017

Pull a Brooks

To rise immediately following dinner and use the restroom so as to get out of helping with the dishes.

Following a delicious dinner the boy decided to pull a brooks, leaving the dishes for everyone else to wash.

by Pastor G November 23, 2019