Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

Chapter 11 baby factory

A post menopausal woman still open for “business” but repurposed space is not open for production.

I was recently at Grandma’s water aerobics class and saw a straight up chapter 11 baby factory DTF.

by Gilf factory November 9, 2019

bitch baby

a. (Noun) An exclamation used when something happens, or in place of an exclamation point.

b. (Noun) A term used to describe something or someone that is mildly annoying

Note: It must be used in situations considered mild. Extreme situations require stronger exclamations, such as "fuck".

1. (Waiting for netflix to finish loading) Let's go, bitch baby!
2. (Waiting for a pedestrian to cross the road) Move it, bitch baby!
3. (When you can't open a jar of pickles) Come on, bitch baby!

by chiffon7333 June 16, 2021

plain baby

A person that only eats plain items from restaurants. Also can be used to refer to people that only eat chicken nuggets or strip.

That's the third day you've ordered chicken nuggets. You're such a plain baby.

by fluffyC@ctu5 October 2, 2023

baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021

Baby Syndrome

When the youngest child acts as if they are enabled to do daily things such as cook, clean, be alone, etc. Hence acting as if they are a baby. They are dependent on others aide and must be constantly nurtured by others.

Sally asked her older sister, Anna, to make her a snack in hopes she could sit back and relax, but Anna refused claiming she was showing signs of the baby syndrome.

by DoctorSuess December 7, 2014

pink baby cute

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Friend: Yo dude you wanna hang out later?
Second Friend: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the yes yesy yea yeay a krsdrj mow heh eh e d jsfn woah funny the cute the pink baby cute
Friend: perish

by Steden February 16, 2021