titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Babed-off

1.To be babed off one must recieve rejection from a potential or current love interest.
2. To be babed off is to be referred to as babe by a stranger, or someone with whom you are unfamiliar.

Person 1... 'I have groundbreaking news!!'
Person 2... 'what is it??'
Person 1... 'he has just babed me off!!'

Person 1...'Alright, bye babe'
Person 2... 'oh my god I think I just got Babed-off!'

by Aimee Josh May 15, 2009

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

Pull off a Sophie

(n.) Doing something dumb or life threatening to yourself and/or others around you.

Dude, don't pull off a Sophie. You're going to kill someone.

by qiu.ni September 29, 2025

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also ‘Nicking himself off’)

That filthy prick was nicking off behind the sheds when the groundskeeper caught him.

by FaaastEddie January 22, 2022