National Ng Day

on november 15th everybody turns their hair into a spiky cone and wears goggles + maybe an apron. and posts it on twitter with #ngday

kid 1: did you hear about national ng day?
kid 2: yeah i did " spikes hair "

by OOFGUY August 3, 2022

National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

It writes itself

“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

by Niggacumshitfart April 13, 2021

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

National throw Taja through the window day!

October, 30 Is the day you can take revenge on your BFF good luck.......

Go untill you have time National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

National Throw It Back For Lizzie Day

On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.

Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.

by dirtydusse December 9, 2021

National Send Nudes day

On October 6th marks National Send Nudes Day where anyone you choose has to send you nudes.

Jerry:hey Samantha guess what today is

Samantha: what is it?

Jerry: it’s National Send Nudes Day

Samantha:ugh fine

by The man with all the facts October 5, 2021

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022