Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
Get the choke the head off my dickmug. MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys
i like ''jacking off''
by fapping January 3, 2017
Get the jacking offmug. by Sakuraskull April 22, 2022
Get the off the flashmug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. 
by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018
Get the Top off the benzmug. by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017
Get the Perving off youmug.