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Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
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The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
by Princecole12 November 27, 2023
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Cock-Face

- Contraction of Cockney Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'
by Radiomac September 13, 2020
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Shit face

A shit face is when someone doesn't makes sense and some one call them out there
by Blacboydb January 23, 2019
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Baby face

When I guy cums on a female face. Another word for (facial), (cumshot), etc.
Matt gave his girl a “baby face” for her birthday
by DaddyDawg87 June 9, 2022
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SHUSH YOUR FACE

Shush your face is the saying of the famous Kayla garaway. It means when a student or someone is speaking and you want them to be quite you say it.
Julia! Shush your face!”

-Ms. Garaway
by TravisScott May 25, 2024
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Chocolate Face

Used to describe a beautiful,brown female of color,as a rich,sweet piece of chocolate.
by Roxyannsan1 March 13, 2018
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