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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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poopy head

When ur about to poopy but friend head under butt. poopy head
Oh im about to poopy
Friend: stick head under butt

Now he's a poopy head
by Quandale pringle Toop October 3, 2022
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Garm head

Some one who is into fashion particularly vintage fashion or hype clothing
I bought a supreme hoodie all my garm head friends love it
by Dwiplawd March 11, 2020
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Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012
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Head transformer

When ur bestie changes ur face with makeup
Or a penis
by e114! February 4, 2022
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shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human
Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head
by Smeho June 12, 2018
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head cap

The act of forcefully blowing your load into a belly button then capping your head into the bellbutton while screaming PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN
Jessable sucked me off so hard I had to pull out and head cap her ass
by Badday69 October 7, 2018
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