Dog

A species that humans tend to like. A companion to those who are lonely. A dog.

Person 16268: my dog is the best friend ever!

by Narutol0ver2006 April 27, 2021

Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

dog water

ur not justin enough...

ur dog water

by andhuyahd May 4, 2021

Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

by CSHopchas May 4, 2021

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Dog Water

A series of words used to tell someone that they are fucking garbage at the game.

What are you doing, ur dog water, ur litterally lost in a grocery store

by TBR_Nistality May 7, 2021