Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 30, 2017

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National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019

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dunned off

when you completely cut someone out of your life so much that they are now dead to you

Tim: hey are you gonna chill with me and Joe today?
Steven: No, you know i dunned him off last week after what he did
Tim:oh. i knew you were mad but i didn't think he was dunned off

by Hazelgirl December 28, 2009

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Off breaks

An expression used for meaning

I'm going to fuck that bitch off breaks

by Pupusa11 June 11, 2020

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pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 02, 2018

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