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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).
"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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lost in the woods, but I like it that way

in a state of confusion and/or purposelessess that aids your emotions and/or current situation, some say it helps you see the path. others may prefer to live looking at the short term as their long term situation is bleak/dire
guy 1: you're in deep shizz Matt

Matt: im lost in the woods, but i like it that way
by Matt Vickery June 29, 2007
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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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I will nigger dick your mouth

The act of using an African American penis to dick someones' mouth.
by jdanfosho January 16, 2009
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Hell yeah I suck toes!

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.
"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"
by HatesHatesHates March 4, 2010
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i dont give a cunt suck

n. state of being where you dont care about something. kind of the same thing as not giving a fuck or not giving a shit except more extreme.
guy 1: whats up
guy 2: not much
guy 1: wanna do something later
guy 2: yea what?
guy 1: i dont give a cunt suck as long as we do something.
by thatguywiththefaceballs October 2, 2010
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I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.
by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007
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