Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

dog

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022

bad dog!

no such thing

bad dog! person screamed at the little beagle pup that shat all over the new carpet.

by imneverheather October 5, 2020

Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.

Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah

by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021

Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

by Yokzy May 31, 2020

Hot dog buns

The fat rolls caused by a too small bra.

That chick totally has some hot dog buns!

by gothbrat May 2, 2017