cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Call of Duty: Modern Warefare

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.

by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010

Rock out with your cock out

To dance around with your private parts on display.

Willy: Dude, did you see that cute guy? I really need to get some man lovin'!

Cory: Ya totally need to let them know you're available... I know! You should rock out with your cock out!

by AnyMuse January 5, 2009

DSPC Dustin Sucks Purple Cock

A flaming homo that has been given a codename for his horrible gay ways

"Hey did you see Dustin today?"

"Who?DSPC?"

"DSPC Dustin sucks purple cock"

"DSPC!!!"

by Hardlocke March 26, 2010

Cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard

A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation

Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.

by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Cock Sucking Bastard Fucker

A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.

John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!

by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011

Swagga Like Cock Monkey

An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.

Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!

by Kevin Kowelin May 26, 2011