baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

baby toe

Somone who has the smartness of a babies toe.

You are such a baby toe!

by gatasudd November 7, 2019

baby

shit that makes you weak
you literally go weak when you get called this

person 1: i miss you baby

person 2: *foolishly blushes*

by grandma meg December 3, 2019

Brooklyn Baby

a girl who has a boyfriend that is in a band and has feathers in her hair.

yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me. i'm a Brooklyn Baby, i'm a Brooklyn Baby

by introverted :) December 7, 2023

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021