limp dog

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.

Look at that one-armed chick, I bet she's into limp dogging

by Zwonka October 9, 2015

oingo boingo hot dog

Something a therapist would tell you.

You: “I killed 6 people.”
Your Therapist: “Oingo Boingo Hot Dog”

by Im_Beef_Supreme March 16, 2025

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Dog pound

A ruff orgy of four or more dogs.

Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.

by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017