Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Bone Zone

The zone you go in when you get a boner. You usually act very awkward and try to cover everything up.

Jimmy: I've entered the bone zone.

Josh: Oh no. I hope Jennifer doesn't know.

by penis_glove September 13, 2019

Strike Zone

A term used in dating apps online to describe the age range you are willing to date within.

I have a big strike zone. I'll date any girl 18 - 32 years old.

by DarthKirby September 30, 2019

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

Ben-Zoned

the act of being friend zoned by a small eyed man named Ben.

Sky got Ben-zoned by Ben, thats a rip cuz. hahahahahahaha

by Kutuks September 9, 2019