whisky

the answer to all lifes problems.

my lifes so shit rn idk what to do.
have some whisky!

by killmenow2020 November 16, 2020

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

banana whisker

The act of taking 99 bananas and placing it in a girls vagina cavity and have the muscle contract, while making a spinning motion to open the bottle, then drinking the liquor.

Dude, last night brad gave brittany a banana whisker.

by randomguy 54646 June 18, 2018

dragon whiskers

when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.

jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

by tkpizzle July 25, 2012

whiskers

Incredibly slow Lunch Lady who does frequent cavity searches for food and who has a bigger beard than an omish priest. (often dislikes cullinan)

"Damn whiskers went a little too deep that time...."

by Not Bobby Cemprola May 22, 2003

whisker biscuts

when your fuckin a girl with a bush and you pull out and bust a nut into the bush. when it dries there will be biscuts in her whiskers

i was fuckin your mom the other day and i totally gave her whisker biscuts without her knowing it.

by stromerson November 12, 2009

Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuit

When a man is giving a rim job, he gets shit in his mustache. Saving some for later.

I needed a snack for later so I ate the Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuits from my beard.

by Shlaugette October 17, 2008