Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005

angry tree

A tree made from someones anger when planted with angry seeds

Charles: Let's go plant an angry tree >:3

by Gayangie February 3, 2007

Tree O'clock

Term used to describe any time when you will go to smoke Marajuana.

"Common man! Get the pot out, It's Tree O'clock!"

by Nick Farrand April 29, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Oliver Tree

Terrible disgusting so called “artist”. Abusive towards 4 eyed aliens

Dumbass: “I love Oliver tree”
Amazing person: “he abused sexi alien”

Dumbass: “me dumbass no care”

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

tree hacker

Anyone who tops a tree. Uses pikes to prune a tree. Any one who lion tails a tree. Any one who leaves stubs or flush cuts while pruning a tree. Anyone who peals branches while pruning.

A Tree Hacker is: Someone who removes the top of a tree but leaves the main trunk. Someone who uses spikes, gaffs, spurs on a tree while pruning it. Anyone who leaves nubs or stubs when pruning a branch away from a tree. Anyone who flush cuts branches away from a tree.

by sgreanbean January 3, 2014

Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018