sam-urrito

A cat named Sammy that tangled him self into a blanket and now looks like a burrito

There's Sam-urrito! What a cute cat

by The one person January 15, 2017

Dammit Sam

When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!

Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!

by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015

sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit

I fucking hate Sam sucksalot

by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017

Sam Hutzell

Sam Hutzell is an unstable and communist being. They originate from communist Russia in the Cold War. Often referred to in history texts as Oppenheimer they are not to be messed with. Danger: this being is armed, proceed with caution.

Sam Hutzell nuked the US

by Franklyn Peterson October 26, 2022

GUI Sam

Pronounced as gui sam, it is someone who hates on others for using GUI but secretly uses GUI when no one is around.

Oh my god are you using GUI? You're such a GUI Sam

by dwyanethewok October 20, 2022

Sam Head

An abnormally large forehead that may or may not have its own gravitational pull

Wow look at her Sam Head!

by yahoo.com/elirocks January 14, 2022

A Sam Knott

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.

At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day

by PoppaHut January 20, 2013