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Bullshit

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.
by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020
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bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
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bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is
Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it
by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024
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Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.
"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
by Ghterttrr March 28, 2019
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Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
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Bullshit

A word, commonly used by someone when they hear a person say dumb stuff
Damn dude, that boy said some dumb bullshit, if I do say so myself
by ButterFuks April 19, 2018
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
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